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"Hey Baby..." : The Boldest Pickuplines Ever

1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic (by 4 people)   Your rating: 1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic

People using these lines don't beat around the bush. Er...

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Three Qualities of the Boldest Pickup Lines 

  1. The user makes it obvious that they're hitting on you.
  2. They skip right to the chase. Or...skip past the chase.
  3. They usually cause the recipient to laugh out loud and spill her drink, embarrassing the user moreso than getting him a date.

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Quagmire's Best Pickup Lines 

Quagmire, the pervy neighbor from Family Guy, is a master at the pickup line. Vote for your favorites below:

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I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!

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Should I call you in the morning? Or just nudge you?

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I'm an organ donor. Need anything?

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Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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If I were you I'd do me.

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That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

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What the web says about pickup lines 

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Video Advice 

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The Shy Guy's Guide to Dating: The Best Places to Meet Women, the Ten Best Pickup Lines, How to Tell if She Likes You, Eleven Women to Avoid, Do's and ... What Girls Say...and What They Really Mean by Barry Dutter

The Shy Guy's Guide to Dating: The Best Places to Meet Women, the Ten Best Pickup Lines, How to Tell if She Likes You, Eleven Women to Avoid, Do's and ... What Girls Say...and What They Really Mean by Barry Dutter

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I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours?: Pickup Lines That Don't Work, Scriptural Advice That Does by John Hilton

I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours?: Pickup Lines That Don't Work, Scriptural Advice That Does by John Hilton

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