"Hey Baby..." : The Boldest Pickuplines Ever

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People using these lines don't beat around the bush. Er...

Learn about the boldest pickup lines.  Submit your favorites, get self-help books for working with the ladies, and watch a few goofs attempt their own pickup lines.

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Three Qualities of the Boldest Pickup Lines 

  1. The user makes it obvious that they're hitting on you.
  2. They skip right to the chase. Or...skip past the chase.
  3. They usually cause the recipient to laugh out loud and spill her drink, embarrassing the user moreso than getting him a date.

Quagmire's Best Pickup Lines 

Quagmire, the pervy neighbor from Family Guy, is a master at the pickup line. Vote for your favorites below:

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!

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Should I call you in the morning? Or just nudge you?

1 point

I'm an organ donor. Need anything?

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Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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If I were you I'd do me.

0 points

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

0 points

Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

0 points

What the web says about pickup lines 

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So, "Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" didn't work. What next?

Best Books of Pickup Lines 

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The Shy Guy's Guide to Dating: The Best Places to Meet Women, the Ten Best Pickup Lines, How to Tell if She Likes You, Eleven Women to Avoid, Do's and ... What Girls Say...and What They Really Mean by Barry Dutter

The Shy Guy's Guide to Dating: The Best Places to Meet Women, the Ten Best Pickup Lines, How to Tell if She Likes You, Eleven Women to Avoid, Do's and ... What Girls Say...and What They Really Mean by Barry Dutter

The authoritative guide that will take shy guys ev more...0 points

I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours?: Pickup Lines That Don't Work, Scriptural Advice That Does by John Hilton

I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours?: Pickup Lines That Don't Work, Scriptural Advice That Does by John Hilton

When it comes to dating, classic pickup lines rare more...0 points

Your turn: Am I right? 

Guys: what is the best pickup line you have ever used? Did it work?
Ladies: what is the best pickup line you have ever heard? What did you do?

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    JaguarJulie JaguarJulie Jul 1, 2009 @ 2:03 pm
    Well, may I be honest about this? This takes me back many a year when I was in the produce department of a Columbus Ohio supermarket. I'm handling a couple of cucumbers trying to make up my mind on the biggest and firmest ones -- this guy comes up behind me and says, "If you like those, you'll like ..." G-rated you know! Well, when I came out to my car, he was waiting in the parking lot. Stalker alert!!! Scared the wits out of me -- I didn't drive straight home and his pick up line was lost on me. ;)

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